"It is the responsibility of Islam to embrace the liberties required for citizens of a modern state, and not the other way around." Family Security Matters
REAL Definition of Islamophobia This Muslim and Mafioso were sitting in a bar. The Mafioso mutters "Sure wish I could leave. Sick of the killing. But when I signed up, they made clear that the only way out was through the grave." "Same here" said the Muslim. "Only it was AFTER I signed up." The Muslim and Mafioso kept lamenting their fates, how their affiliations were mistreating them by making them do all the dirty work killings... then the Mafioso came up with a brilliant idea. "What if we changed places. Maybe they wouldn't be such pisants if we provided our own replacements." "Great idea. Let's do it." Well, didn't do any good. They were both wacked or smitten down by their former organizations as the case may be. They met up again in the waiting room for ETERNAL JUDGEMENT. The ex-Muslim whined "Well, I sure got screwed on the deal. Now I'm gonna be eternally damned to boot. Well, at least you came out good." "Really? I'm nervous" responded the newly converted Muslim. "Nothing to worry about. Just say 'How bout Mohammed', Let'IM know you're one of the boys." So when the new Muslim is called in, struts in real confident. Almost immediately, the voice on the loudspeaker cries out "NEXT". The ex-Muslim, new Mafia crew member walks pensively in. HE is in a really foul mood. HE is sweating profusely and trembing all over. The ex-Muslim braces for the worst. "Well, I'll guess I'll start. I am a Mafioso and ex-Mus-" The next thing the ex-Muslim is aware of he is swinging in a hammock surrounded by 67 virgins. "WHAT THA-. How the heck did I end up here. I QUIT Islam." "Yea, We know" responded one of the attenders. "HE suffers from an extreme case of ISLAMOPHOBIA. Can't stand em. Sends 'em straight to Hell. When you came up, HE was so grateful you weren't another one of those self-rightous, anal-retentive jerks spouting 'How bout Mohammed'... punched your ticket here."
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